Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.