drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said