Hear me out…
• a 13 part miniseries
• doing a Series of Unfortunate Events
• incredibly accurately to the books
• directed by Bryan Fuller
I didn’t even read those books and I’m listening.
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
when people start getting close to your friends