do u ever get really upset because you have a friend who is so mean to you and you would just call it quits but they occasionally do a nice thing
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
like this post….
american horror story: school
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background