All I Want is Everyday

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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peace-love-unity20:

bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

or both depending on the day

straight boy problem #27

tupacabra:

when ur nike basketball shorts don’t cover enough of ur shins

mediocr:

mediocr:

Why are ants so confused?

Because all their uncles are ants

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

To my followers that never touch my ask box:

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theyeastieboys:

eric in divergent looks like macklemore got ripped and then went punk rock

imagei’m gonna pop some capsimage

only got a gun and knives in my pocket